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A Special Day.... (2011-01-28 - 5:06 a.m.)

I am waving and cheering here because I am sending wishes to my mom and dad. It is their 56th wedding anniversary. They got married in Grand Forks, North Dakota in the peak of Winter time. Their love just melted the snow. They still live where it is super cold. Last week, when it got down to 36 degrees below zero, they decided not to go into town for their daily workout at the YMCA. My parents are as active as they can be. My mom loves to swim, so that is what she does when she goes to the YMCA. I wish my parents continued health and happiness with the years that they have left together. I went to my e-mail and there was an e-mail from them. I thought that I would put it in here. Some of the one liners are good. The subject heading was: Confucius Say:

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10... Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11... NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18 . Procrastinate Now!
19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music .
28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29.. I smile because I don't know what’s going on.

I have to remember to call them today and wish them a happy anniversary to two old happy farts. You rock mom and dad!!

GO - SWIMMING

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